Pokémon Ruby & Pokémon Sapphire: The Hoenn Fever Dream That Wouldn’t Die
There are regions in the Pokémon universe that feel like settings. And then there’s Hoenn. Hoenn feels like someone at Game Freak looked at a weather app mid-meltdown and said, “Yes. This. But with lizards.” When Pokémon Ruby and Pokémon Sapphire dropped in 2002, they weren’t just sequels. They were a soft reboot wrapped in tropical humidity. New region. New Pokédex. New hardware leap to the Game Boy Advance . And, most importantly, new stakes: the planet was apparently one bad mood swing away from becoming either a desert or an aquarium. Subtle? No. Memorable? Absolutely. Fast forward two decades, and we’re now being told—very earnestly—that this era inspired Pokémon’s biggest-ever spin-off. Not just another side quest. Not a cute puzzle game. Not “what if Pikachu cooks.” No. The big one. The kind of spin-off that makes the mainline games glance over nervously like, “Wait… are we still the favorite?” So let’s talk about how Hoenn—land of trumpets, torrential rain, and morally confu...