Losing My Religion: Confessions of a Lapsed Catholic
Alright, folks, buckle up for a trip down memory lane with Patrick Freyne's hilarious and poignant confession of what it was like growing up Catholic in 1980s Ireland. According to the Financial Times ( https://www.ft.com/content/c47a99cf-2484-4ad8-9ecc-77a9507c7bd1 ), it’s a story filled with terrifying cherubs, moving statues, and a healthy dose of religious trauma. Let’s dive into the madness! The Horror of Heavenly Cherubs Imagine being a young child and someone tells you that when adults die, they become saints, and when kids die, they become angels. Sounds cute, right? Not if you're Patrick, who imagined spending eternity as a floating, chubby-cheeked baby head with wings. It’s like a scene straight out of a horror movie – cherubs flocking at the feet of Our Lady, all flappy heads and no bodies. Cue the nightmares! Catholic Kitsch: The Real Scarefest Growing up, Patrick was surrounded by what some call “Catholic kitsch,” but to him, it was genuinely frightening. Picture a...