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There is something deeply poetic about clicking on a short column about grouse season and being greeted first by seventeen menus, three weather widgets, six social-media buttons, a Santa Fund reminder, a jobs board, a classified ads portal, and a fully operational obituary pipeline. Before you ever reach a single word about birds, woods, or quiet reflection, you must first survive the modern newspaper website—an ecosystem far more hostile than anything found north of the White Mountains. And once you make it through that digital thicket, there it is: a calm, reflective meditation on hunting fatigue. A man alone with his thoughts, his tags, his seasons, and the slow emotional deflation that follows months of earnest effort with no guarantee of success. It is understated. It is sincere. It is also accidentally hilarious when placed against the absurd scaffolding of the modern media machine that surrounds it. This is not a story about grouse. It is a story about ritual. The American N...

Let’s get this out of the way: a 5% discount on sporting goods sounds nice. You might even feel a little tingle of financial responsibility as you imagine saving on that treadmill you’ll definitely use or the camping tent that will never see sunlight again. But before you start flexing your fiscal muscles, let’s take a walk through the wild woods of fine print, false hope, and credit-card-induced regret. Welcome to the Academy Credit Card—Comenity Bank’s latest contribution to the “Because We Can, Not Because We Should” category of financial products. 1. The 5% Discount: Simple, Seductive, and Strategically Shallow You know how some relationships start great because they’re “simple”? Yeah, this is that. The Academy card gives you a clean, uncomplicated 5% off all Academy Sports + Outdoors purchases, both online and in-store. No points to track, no expiration dates, no confusing tiers. Just a straightforward discount on your quest for the perfect pickleball paddle or yet another pair...

Cullman, Alabama is about to have the most exciting thing to happen to Second Avenue SW since someone thought a Waffle House and a tire shop could share a parking lot . Mark your calendars: September 19–21, 2025 is the triple-header weekend when Academy Sports + Outdoors will officially fling open its glass doors and unleash a tidal wave of sneakers, fishing poles, and that oddly specific aisle of “Outdoor Fryers You Didn’t Know You Needed.” Because nothing says “community bonding” like a shopping cart full of camo hoodies and a kayak that will spend most of its life as garage décor. The Hometown Manager Who Escaped the Daily Interstate Odyssey Meet Tim Wester , the store manager who’s about to become Cullman’s retail folk hero. This man has been driving an hour and a half each way to Tuscaloosa for work— every single day —which means he has spent the equivalent of three Marvel Cinematic Universes per week sitting in traffic. When he heard there was a chance to manage a store ...

Ah, summer in New England. That magical time when the lakes warm up, the bugs come out like they’ve been training for a combat mission, and your fancy thousand-dollar fishing rig becomes less useful than a toddler with a stick. If you’re a trout or salmon, it's basically hell in a puddle. If you're a fisherman, it's a season of tactical warfare. And if you're Doug Gralenski, it's time to remember when an old dude in a rowboat made everyone with a 22-foot, tech-stuffed fishing yacht look like amateurs. Doug’s latest outdoor ode in the Union Leader reads like the greatest hits of New Hampshire summer fishing: it starts with complaining about the weather (because of course), winds through a bit of aquatic science (the trust-me-I’m-not-a-chemist variety), and lands in a fond eulogy for the kind of fisherman that modern gearheads pretend they don’t envy. Let’s start at the beginning, shall we? It Was the Best of Bugs, It Was the Worst of Bugs Doug kicks off with tha...

Congratulations, America. You’re getting more stores that sell fishing rods, propane tanks, and toddler-sized cleats. Just in time for your annual family meltdown at the beach, Academy Sports + Outdoors is opening three — count them, three — new locations in Q2 of 2025. If you live in Fort Walton Beach, FL; Midlothian, VA; or Morgantown, WV — well, your dreams of buying a collapsible grill next to an eight-foot inflatable kayak just came true. We, as a nation, should rejoice. Or, you know, squint skeptically at a business model that treats “Fun for All” like it's a constitutional amendment. But hey, at least there’s free scope mounting. Because nothing says “family bonding” like assembling tactical optics between aisles of Nike and YETI merch. 🎯 Growth: Because Apparently 300 Stores Just Isn't Enough Academy Sports + Outdoors, which we'll henceforth call ASO because we’re lazy and they apparently aren’t, now boasts 300+ stores . That’s over 300 locations where subur...

By Someone Who’s Seen This Marketing Playbook Before Look out, America — a new champion of youth has arrived. Academy Sports + Outdoors, your local everything-store for camo, cleats, and collapsible grills, has decided it’s time to save the children. Not all children, mind you. Just the underserved ones. Preferably the ones who look photogenic on social media next to NFL players holding up shopping bags. Yes, you read that right: Academy Sports has heroically partnered with the Boys & Girls Clubs of America to make sports and the outdoors “more available” to kids in underprivileged communities. Because apparently the biggest thing standing between inner-city kids and personal fulfillment is a lack of branded soccer balls and playtime with former high school mascots turned assistant coaches. So grab your Gatorade, pull up your folding chair, and get ready to watch corporate America do the inspirational version of the Cha-Ching Cha-Cha. “Fun for All” (But Especially for Public ...

Ah, yes, just what York County needed—another 61,000 square feet of consumer temptation. Academy Sports and Outdoors, the Texas-based retailer that’s basically a Cabela’s met a Dick’s Sporting Goods and said, “Hold my beer,” is gracing Springettsbury Township with its grand opening on Monday. Located at 2801 E. Market St., this shiny new box store is the chain’s 300th location nationwide. And nothing says “we’re thriving” like celebrating a milestone by bringing 60 new jobs to a community that probably didn’t ask for them. But hey, employment is employment, right? Academy’s expansion isn’t just limited to Pennsylvania. They’re also spreading their capitalist wings into Florida, Mississippi, and Ohio, because who doesn’t need a fresh set of football pads or a brand-new kayak in the heart of Buckeye country? For those who aren’t familiar, Academy Sports and Outdoors is like the Swiss Army knife of retail—offering everything from baseball bats to backyard grills. Their catalog includes bo...

Grab your kayaks and your camouflage gear, folks—Academy Sports and Outdoors (NASDAQ:ASO) is paddling upstream, and the water is looking suspiciously clear. But is it really smooth sailing, or are we just getting lost in the reflection of a decent ROCE (Return on Capital Employed) trend? Let's dive in with all the grace of a novice fishing enthusiast untangling their line. ROCE: The Buzzword Investors Pretend They’ve Always Known First off, if you're scratching your head wondering why "ROCE" sounds like a gym supplement you forgot to buy, don't worry—you're not alone. ROCE, for those of us who don’t read financial statements for fun, measures how efficiently a company generates profit from its capital. Think of it as a way to measure how much bang Academy Sports is getting for its buck. And in this case, it’s 15%. Is that good? It’s like hitting a solid double in baseball—decent, not mind-blowing. It’s above the industry average of 13%, which means Academy Spo...

Welcome to the Sports and Outdoors Gift Guide for 2024, where we sort the wheat from the chaff, the winners from the wildly unnecessary, and the gifts your friends and family will actually use from the ones destined to rot in a gear closet. This year’s list promises everything from "game-changing" gadgets to what can only be described as yuppie camping essentials. Let’s dive in, shall we? 1. Dometic GO Compact Camp Chair - $149.99 Oh, joy, a chair! But not just any chair — this is the Dometic GO Compact Camp Chair . What sets it apart, you ask? Why, it’s the “heavy-duty 600D fabric” and “lightweight aluminum” that make it worth dropping $150. Because when you’re roughing it, you need armrests made of beechwood — you know, for that authentic lumberjack chic. Don’t forget, it folds! Groundbreaking stuff. 2. Something Silver Mountain Pendant - $38 Is your favorite hiker tired of actual mountains? Then let them wear one around their neck instead! The “detailed mountain scene” on ...