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Every year, enterprise technology leaders gather around the same glowing altar and declare, with total sincerity, that next year will be the year artificial intelligence finally becomes responsible. Not smarter. Not faster. Not more impressive in a demo. Responsible. This tells you everything you need to know about where we are in the AI adoption cycle. Because if you’re talking about responsibility, you’re not talking about potential anymore. You’re talking about damage control. And that’s the real story of 2026. The Vibe Has Shifted—and It’s Not Subtle A few years ago, AI discourse sounded like a startup pitch deck set to inspirational music: “Revolutionary” “Transformational” “Autonomous” “Game-changing” “At scale” Now the language is different. Now it’s: “Governance” “Guardrails” “Observability” “Auditability” “Human in the loop” “Trustworthy output” That shift isn’t philosophical. It’s forensic. AI didn’t suddenly become dangerou...

(Because when you say “photonic revolution,” you might as well throw in a few million transistors, a keynote, and a “first public event” in the U.S.) Picture this: Over 240 industry leaders (that’s engineers, business execs, tech execs, maybe a few marketing folks who just like to wear jackets) gathered in Dallas, Texas, at the start of October for the Midterm Member Meeting of the IOWN Global Forum — an organization boasting 170+ member organizations . Their mission? To “revolutionize lives through speed-of-light technologies.” IOWN Global Forum +4 IOWN Global Forum +4 IOWN Global Forum +4 Yes, really: speed of light. And yes, there will be keynotes, panels, booths, and the inevitable “Implementation of the Year Award.” Because if you’re going to promise a future powered by photons, you might as well hand out trophies. What Went Down in Dallas Here are the high points (and yes, the buzzwords will make cameo appearances). The centrepiece: FUTURES Dallas , the first public ev...

Riviera Partners acquires Board and Technology (BaT) and hires Olof Pripp to teach old boards new tricks. Corporate Cupid Strikes Again Because nothing says “disruption” like another executive search firm swallowing a boutique consultancy, Riviera Partners has announced its latest strategic heart-flutter: the acquisition of Board and Technology (BaT) . On September 16, 2025, Riviera declared (with the unbridled joy of a press release written by three lawyers and a thesaurus) that BaT founder Olof Pripp will join as a Partner. If you missed the confetti cannon, don’t worry—this merger wasn’t exactly trending on TikTok. But in the realm of C-suite dating apps—sorry, “executive search”—this is juicier than it sounds. Riviera, long known for hunting unicorn CTOs in the wilds of Palo Alto, just bought itself a passport to Europe’s mahogany boardrooms. What’s Really Happening Behind the Bullet Points Riviera’s press release reads like a love letter to synergy. We’re told: BaT’s b...

So Gabe Newell has spoken. Again. And like any prophet with a billion-dollar yacht and a physics degree from the University of Dropping Out to Do Cooler Stuff, when Gabe talks, the tech world tilts its head like a golden retriever hearing the word “walk.” This time, the big-brained founder of Valve took a break from making Steam money rain like it’s Half-Life 3 announcement day (spoiler: it never is) to declare that AI is the next transformative wave—on par with the invention of computers, the rise of the internet, and, dare I say, the discovery that you can microwave bacon. But let’s not be subtle here: Gabe Newell just told the world that if you don’t start riding the AI cheat code train right now, you’re going to be the office Luddite muttering into your ergonomic keyboard while ChatGPT 7.2 runs laps around your quarterly reports. Welcome to the Church of Gabe, Patron Saint of Cheat Codes Let’s set the scene: a YouTube interview with Zalkar Saliev, a man whose claim to fame is...

Well, well, well. Look who’s back in the Department of Health and Human Services saddle again. It’s Dr. Thomas Keane — radiologist, pandemic-era paper pusher, Provider Relief Fund traffic cop, and now, America’s newest poster child for technology policy at HHS. In what might be the most exciting health IT reshuffling since someone turned their Fitbit into a glucose monitor, Keane has been promoted to the role of Assistant Secretary for Technology Policy, which we’re told with great gravity, is very important now . Let’s take a moment to appreciate the absolutely stunning bureaucratic word salad we’ve been handed. According to the department, this new title is a combination of National Coordinator for Health IT, Czar of Data, Warden of Artificial Intelligence, and Lord Commander of the Blockchain (probably). It’s basically the Iron Throne of technocratic wonkery — except the dragons are Excel spreadsheets and the battles involve ten-year-old procurement contracts. And don’t worry, it’...

Let me paint you a picture. Not a digital one, because OpenAI already beat me to that — and apparently, their new software can reason through images now. Not "recognize," not "describe," not "label with a healthy margin of error," but reason. That’s right, ChatGPT’s new multimodal brainchild has leveled up from “Dora the Explorer” to “Sherlock Holmes with a GPU.” Or so they want us to believe. Welcome to 2025, where the hottest AI news is that OpenAI dropped something called o3 and o4-mini — and no, that’s not a sequel to “Ocean’s Eleven,” although George Clooney reasoning his way through a diamond heist would arguably be more entertaining. These two new models are allegedly capable of thinking — sorry, reasoning — through both text and images. Let’s dig into this, because “AI reasoning with images” is a phrase that deserves the same skeptical squint you give to someone who says they’re “between jobs” but spends 10 hours a day in a VR headset. First, ...