Will Arnett Is “Very Happy” With His New Girlfriend, and Apparently We Needed an Investigation
I woke up today not knowing the precise condition of Will Arnett’s romantic life, and somehow I managed to make coffee, check my phone, and function as a contributing member of society. Then the Internet informed me that Will Arnett is “very happy” in a new relationship, and naturally everything else had to stop. Civilization had questions. Who is she? How happy is “very happy”? Is this regular happiness or Hollywood happiness? Are we talking shared toothbrush charger happiness, or have-we-not-yet-discussed-where-Christmas-will-be-spent happiness? Thankfully, Jason Bateman apparently shares my complete lack of respect for boundaries because he decided to interrogate Arnett about the situation on SmartLess . And this is why celebrity podcasts are occasionally worth their weight in advertising reads. On the September 28 episode of SmartLess , Bateman asked Arnett for an update on his love life and domestic situation while Sean Hayes and guest Seth Meyers were present. Arnett initially tr...
