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If there’s one thing country music does better than any genre on Earth, it’s emotional whiplash. One minute it’s all tailgates and cheap beer. The next, somebody’s truck has feelings, somebody’s dog has passed away tragically, and somebody’s husband has written a breakup ballad to a tractor he shouldn’t have gotten emotionally attached to in the first place. So when the news dropped that Maddie & Tae — country’s beloved, harmony-powered, rhinestone-reliable duo — were calling it quits… temporarily… but also not really… but also “heartbreaking”… but also “open-ended”… but also “we’re still best friends”… the collective reaction across Nashville, TikTok, and that one aunt who still gets all her entertainment news from Facebook was exactly what you’d expect: “Wait… what?” Because leave it to country music stars to deliver a breakup announcement that technically isn’t a breakup, emotionally is a breakup, spiritually feels like the end of an era, but logistically is just two peop...

When Nashville builds a museum, you can bet your last Chick-fil-A nugget it’ll have a guitar, a celebrity endorsement, and a gift shop that sells both Bibles and rhinestone jackets. And now, the Music City has a new temple — not to Elvis, not to Dolly, not even to Taylor’s abandoned country era — but to Christian and Gospel Music itself . Yes, the Museum of Christian & Gospel Music has officially opened its 11,000-square-foot altar to all things sanctified and sonically righteous. You can smell the holy vinyl from the street. The opening was a full-blown Sunday service on a Friday morning, complete with politicians, musicians, and executives packing an open-air café like it was the Last Supper catered by Panera. Outside, tourists stumbled past, torn between the honky-tonk sin of Broadway and the hymn of redemption echoing from this new holy hall. Inside, Nashville finally had what the Gospel Music Association (GMA) had been praying for since 1972: a physical home for faith-driven...

Let’s get the obvious out of the way: if you don’t know who Robby Turner was, congratulations—you’re in the 99%. That’s not an insult, it’s an indictment of how America treats the people who actually make the music while showering adoration (and Grammys) on whoever happened to be holding the mic. Turner wasn’t a frontman. He wasn’t a chart-topping crooner with a spray-tanned grin. He was the “musician’s musician,” the steel guitar whisperer who could make a song sound like heartbreak had just checked into a Motel 6 on the edge of town. And now, at just 62, the man has died. Nashville is clutching its pearls, the tributes are pouring in, and we’re all reminded that legends don’t always wear cowboy hats—they sometimes sit in the corner of the stage, hunched over a contraption that looks like a mad scientist welded a harp to a typewriter. The Soundtrack of Your “Good Old Days” If you ever slow-danced to a Highwaymen record, sobbed into a beer to Chris Stapleton’s Traveller , or preten...

By Tony Hicks: Because I’m Definitely Not Bitter NPR Didn’t Call Me, Music Critic and Professional Eye-Roller It’s Friday, July 11, 2025. Do you know where your headphones are? If not, good luck sifting through this bloated buffet of new music with just your phone speakers and the will to live. This week’s New Music Friday is less of a curated tasting menu and more of a genre-gasm explosion — with long-lost duos crawling out of their creative caves, indie bands still trying to sound like they’re recording inside a tin can, and Justin Bieber attempting to rebrand for the ninth time. Let’s break it down the only way that matters: with sarcasm, opinions, and a healthy disrespect for polite music criticism. 🎤 Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out RIYL: Burying hatchets in drum loops and turning sibling trauma into art Sixteen years later, Clipse is back, baby — and apparently, God’s now in charge of A&R. Malice and Pusha T have reunited like the hip-hop world’s most dramatic soap opera couple,...

By: The Ghost of Rock and Roll Future Bob Dylan turned 84 this year. Let that sink in. Eighty-four. While most people that age are busy perfecting the art of yelling at squirrels and hoarding Werther’s Originals, Dylan is on stage, tickling the ivories and mumble-crooning his way through esoteric B-sides and obscure covers that half the crowd pretends to recognize. And not just any tour—he’s doing it alongside Willie freaking Nelson , who at 92 makes your CrossFit instructor look like a fainting goat. Welcome to the Outlaw Music Festival 2025, where the only thing older than the headliners is America’s crumbling infrastructure. But don't you dare call it a nostalgia tour—unless your idea of nostalgia includes rearranged setlists, songs no algorithm can identify, and the distinct feeling that Bob might just spontaneously combust into a pile of harmonicas at any moment. This isn’t about recapturing the past. This is about redefining what it means to not give a damn about aging. L...

Let’s set the stage. Atlantic Records: 77 years old. That’s ancient in pop music years. Think dusty vinyl, smoky boardrooms, and artist rosters that go from Aretha Franklin to, uh, B.o.B. And now? Now it’s under the command of Elliot Grainge — a 31-year-old who was basically baptized in autotune and weaned on Vevo analytics. The son of Lucian Grainge, the long-reigning emperor of Universal Music Group (read: the music biz equivalent of Emperor Palpatine, minus the lightning fingers), Elliot has entered the chat. He’s the nepo baby with a record label-sized sandbox and the kind of Rolodex you only inherit, not earn. And here’s the headline WSJ practically whispered into a silk pillow: “He Comes From Music Royalty. Can He Save Atlantic Records?” Oh, honey. Let’s unpack this deluxe vinyl box set of ambition, nepotism, and "Wait, who even buys records anymore?" 🎤 The Setup: Nepo Baby Meets Titanic Label Atlantic Records isn’t just old — it’s practically fossilized. Onc...