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There was a time when knowing who sold your team’s jersey was enough. You bought the hat, maybe complained about the price, and moved on with your life. That time is officially dead. Now the company that sells you licensed merch, runs live shopping streams, handles sports betting, moves collectibles, hosts fan events, and quietly tracks your spending habits across all of it has decided something crucial was missing: control of the stories themselves . Enter Fanatics Studios , the newly announced media and entertainment arm of the sports commerce behemoth, launched in partnership with OBB Media . According to the press release—and the carefully curated optimism surrounding it—this joint venture will create films, documentaries, live events, scripted and unscripted series, and “content at the intersection of sports and culture.” Which is corporate shorthand for: we want to own the entire emotional relationship fans have with sports, from purchase to perception . This isn’t just a me...

If you’ve been feeling like the entertainment world has been a little too calm lately—like maybe Hollywood is overdue for another oversized, two-part musical adaptation or your streaming queue has stopped screaming for release—fear not. This week arrives with a smorgasbord of glitter, grief, Scandinavian funk, misbehaving angels, bubble-blowing dragons, and enough art-world ego clashes to keep your group chat fully hydrated. So buckle up. From witches reconciled and crows philosophizing, to retro sci-fi teens who are legally old enough to rent a car but somehow still trapped in 1980s Indiana, this is the week your brain gets the content buffet it never asked for but absolutely deserves. GOING OUT: CINEMA — The Week Hollywood Said “Yes, And Also… More” Wicked: For Good Out now Let’s begin with the emerald-glittered elephant in the room. After milking Part One of Wicked for all it was worth—nostalgia dollars, musical girlies, Ariana Grande’s standing army of fans—the second half of...

Once upon a time, Los Angeles sold dreams. Now, it’s just selling off its office furniture. The entertainment capital of the world has become the cinematic equivalent of an abandoned Blockbuster—dusty, hollow, and clinging to the faint smell of popcorn and lost ambition. Welcome to Hollywood, where the lights are dimming, the cameras are gone, and the only action is in bankruptcy court. According to The Wall Street Journal , the creative economy that once made LA glimmer is looking like a “disaster movie.” That’s not just a metaphor—it’s an actual understatement. Work is evaporating, production lots are empty, and the middle class that once made this town tick is now making lattes in Burbank while waiting for residual checks that wouldn’t cover parking at The Grove. Let’s call it what it is: The Great Entertainment Implosion of 2025. Act I: The Death of the Dream Factory Hollywood used to be a dream factory. You could be a kid from Nebraska, hop off a Greyhound bus, and end up st...

  Buckle up, film buffs — we’re about to take a 12-country, 3-hour-44-minute (plus snack breaks) world cinema tour, where each stop proudly claims, “This is the movie that defines us,” and we all politely nod while Googling, “Wait… how do I stream this?” The Guardian gathered global critics to answer the deceptively simple question: What single film best represents your nation’s culture and cinema? Translation: “What movie will make you understand our country so profoundly that you’ll instantly want to live here… until you realize how much our rent costs?” Naturally, the list swings wildly between lush musicals, nine-hour documentaries, anarchic comedies, and bleak industrial elegies. So let’s snark our way through all twelve and see what they really say about the countries they claim to represent. India – Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India (2001) Runtime: 3 hours 44 minutes, which is roughly two cricket matches plus an intermission where you question your life choices. Ind...

You know what happens when Hollywood runs out of ideas? They call the Ghostbusters. Again. And again. And again. And now — oh joy of joys — maybe a few more times, and then probably a few times after that. According to a hot-off-the-ectoplasm rumor posted by the Twitter oracle @MyTimeToShineHello (a username that screams "definitely not just a guy in a basement with strong opinions and a Wi-Fi connection"), Sony is working on a brand-new Ghostbusters movie and — wait for it — a whole trilogy of animated films. Plus multiple seasons of a Ghostbusters animated show on Netflix. That’s right. A full-blown franchise resurrection. Again. Yes, the same franchise that’s been revived more times than your weird cousin’s sourdough starter during lockdown is now reportedly being pumped full of spectral steroids. Apparently, the Ghostbusters IP is about to become the Marvel Cinematic Universe of haunted vacuum cleaners and sarcastic jumpsuit banter. And if you thought Ghostbusters:...

Hollywood has a new guest list — and this time, it doesn’t involve yet another reboot, a multiverse crossover, or white guys named Chris. Instead, Variety and Gold House just unveiled their 2025 8 API Up Next in Entertainment list, and folks, it’s about damn time someone pulled a “Crazy Rich Asians” on the industry’s gatekeeping. Let’s be clear: this isn’t your token diversity round-up with a side of “Look, we found one Asian person who isn’t a doctor or convenience store owner!” No, this is a flex. It’s Gold House and Variety arm-in-arm, essentially saying, “Hollywood, meet the future. She speaks three languages, writes her own screenplays, climbs mountains for fun, and is absolutely done waiting for your approval.” Let’s dig into the 8 honorees, because each one is a walking mic drop. 1. Han Gi-Chan – The K-Drama Heartthrob Who Just Queered the Rom-Com Game First up, Han Gi-Chan, a Korean actor with the cheekbones of a K-pop idol and the career choices of someone out to rewrit...

By: A Local Who Has Seen Some Things Ah, Round Lake Beach — the quiet little corner of Lake County known for its suburban charm, splash pads, and, let’s be honest, a rather impressive collection of strip malls per square mile. But now, hold onto your hats, folks, because the Village is rolling out what they’re calling a “major draw” for the area. And no, it’s not a new Aldi or another Starbucks awkwardly plopped next to a Walgreens — it’s something far more electrifying . Introducing: The Family Entertainment Center That Ate the Shuttered Theater. That’s right. The abandoned husk of the Regal Cinemas on Rollins Road — which closed back in January 2023 after Regal Cinemas went bankrupt like a mid-life crisis dad trying to open a frozen yogurt franchise — will be reborn. Rebranded. Reimagined. Rethrown. (More on the axes in a minute.) If you’ve ever driven by the old Rollins Crossing Shopping Center and thought, “You know what this forgotten temple of sticky floors and stale nacho c...