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Oh, Jimmy Carter. Peanut farmer. Navy man. Humanitarian. Failed president (if you’re listening to critics). The greatest president (if you’re feeling nostalgic for integrity). And most importantly — the original "Rock ‘n’ Roll President." That’s right: long before Bill Clinton picked up a saxophone or Barack Obama dropped a playlist, Jimmy Carter was out here shaking hands with Willie Nelson and vibing to the Allman Brothers Band. To some, his connection to musicians might feel like a quirky footnote in a life defined by peace-building, disease-eradicating, and Sunday School-teaching. But no. This wasn’t a “fun fact” about Jimmy Carter. It was an integral part of his worldview, his campaign strategy, and his identity as a leader. Carter didn’t just invite musicians to the White House for clout or photo ops — he got it . He felt the music, literally and figuratively, and used it to bring people together in ways most politicians could only dream of. So let’s dive into this sna...

Ah, 2025, the year Hollywood decided to empty the nostalgia tank, pump up the sequel machine, and say, “Screw it, let’s put dinosaurs and vampires in the same year and see what happens.” From another Jurassic World entry to Timothée Chalamet playing a ping-pong champ (a real Oscar-bait move, clearly), the silver screen is about to take us on a ride so wild, even a CGI velociraptor would need to buckle up. So, grab your overpriced popcorn and sit tight as we break down the most anticipated (and eyebrow-raising) movies of 2025. Warning: snark levels are at maximum. January: Wallace, Gromit, and CIA Hijinks We kick off the year with Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (Jan. 3). Yes, the cheese-loving inventor and his ever-patient dog are back, battling rogue “smart” gnomes. Because apparently, in 2025, not even British claymation is safe from an AI takeover narrative. Meanwhile, Cameron Diaz’s return to acting in Back in Action (Jan. 17) sees her as a former CIA spy. Fun fact: Th...

Let’s face it—if you’re running a small business, you’re probably running on fumes half the time. Between juggling client calls, inventory management, and possibly even trying to have a life, the last thing you need is to spend an hour crafting the perfect email. Enter ChatGPT, your new best friend and the AI assistant you didn’t know you needed (but absolutely do). Sure, there are countless articles touting how ChatGPT is the future of this and that. But today, I’m here to cut through the jargon and serve up a healthy dose of sarcasm while showing you how to use ChatGPT to make your small business emails and marketing bearable—and maybe even effective. 1. Create Email Filters: Because Who Has Time for “URGENT!!!” from Nigerian Princes? First up, let’s talk about the black hole that is your inbox. Your email client probably looks like a battlefield, with important customer inquiries buried under spam, newsletters you swear you’ll read (you won’t), and that one chain email from Aunt Kar...

Ah, Tennessee, the land of whiskey, music, and, apparently, a legislature determined to keep us on our toes as we stumble into 2025. If you thought the fireworks at midnight were the only explosions to kick off the year, you clearly haven’t taken a gander at the new batch of laws ready to invade your daily life. Buckle up, folks, because it’s time for a snarky stroll through Tennessee’s legislative buffet of "Why nots" and "Oh, reallys." Online Babysitting for the TikTok Generation Let’s kick things off with the Protecting Minors from Social Media Act , where Tennessee takes a firm stand on what it clearly views as the digital Wild West. Social media platforms now need to get a parental permission slip before little Jimmy or Jane can sign up to post dance videos or complain about algebra homework online. That’s right, the state has decided that parents who can’t figure out how to use their phone’s flashlight are now the gatekeepers of their kids' online lives. L...

Let’s face it: Africa is a linguistic treasure chest with an estimated 2,000 languages spoken across the continent. English might hog the spotlight as the go-to lingua franca for politics, business, and academia, but it’s far from the only game in town. Below, we dive into ten languages that put the "extra" in "extraordinary," each reflecting the culture, history, and, yes, the drama of its speakers. 1. Arabic Arabic struts in with about 150 million speakers across Africa, dominating the linguistic scene in North Africa. But before you grab your translator, note that "Arabic" isn’t some monolithic language—it’s a family reunion of dialects that barely recognize each other at Thanksgiving. Egyptian Arabic might charm you with its cinematic flair, but try using that in Algeria and you’ll get blank stares. Yet, there’s no denying its cultural clout. From literature to religion, Arabic is that overachiever sibling you love to hate but secretly admire. It’s cen...

So, Robert Kiyosaki is back, huh? The self-proclaimed oracle of doom and author of Rich Dad, Poor Dad has fired up the alarm bells again, this time on Elon Musk’s favorite soapbox, X (formerly Twitter). He’s telling us that a global financial crisis is barreling down the highway and that we should all throw our life savings into gold, silver, and Bitcoin before it’s too late. But before we grab our pitchforks and bullion bars, let’s dissect this latest apocalyptic sermon with the snark it deserves. "Den of Thieves": Or How Kiyosaki Skipped Subtlety 101 Kiyosaki’s recent post doesn’t tiptoe around the niceties. No, he dives headfirst into calling the U.S. government, Treasury, and Federal Reserve a “Den of Thieves.” I mean, wow. Subtlety? Never heard of her. This statement might have some kernels of truth (hello, inflation), but let’s not pretend this is fresh insight. Criticizing the financial system is practically Kiyosaki’s second job after selling books, seminars, and dub...

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the absurdity of the modern world: humanity has collectively tethered its entire global communication infrastructure to glorified garden hoses lying on the ocean floor. Yes, the cables that make up over 95% of intercontinental Internet traffic—a $10 trillion-a-day operation—are essentially just chilling out there, waiting to be gnawed on by sharks, snagged by ship anchors, or accidentally severed by a missile-sparked shipwreck. Bravo, civilization. And now, enter NATO’s ambitious solution: HEIST , the Hybrid Space-Submarine Architecture Ensuring Infosec of Telecommunications. (Because every overly ambitious project needs a tortured acronym.) The premise? If we can’t trust these fragile sea noodles, let’s build a system that reroutes Internet traffic into space. Just picture it: an emergency Internet failover that leaps from the seafloor to the heavens. What could go wrong? The Catalyst: Rubymar’s Sad, Wet Demise The Internet apocalypse narrative starte...

Ladies and gentlemen, grab your umbrellas, metaphorical and otherwise, because UNC-Chapel Hill is making waves—or maybe just puddles—with the launch of its shiny new Institute for Risk Management and Insurance Innovation . Yes, you read that right. The Tar Heels have decided that the best way to tackle the woes of the world is by plunging headfirst into the fascinating (read: delightfully mundane) realm of financial risk and insurance. And if that doesn’t scream "party on campus," I don’t know what does. The Grand Vision: Turning Problems into Policies UNC isn’t just content being a bastion of public health, environmental science, and basketball excellence. No, sir. It’s now gunning to be the place where the nation’s brightest minds congregate to crack the code of insurance . Exciting stuff, right? According to Vice Chancellor for Research Penny Gordon-Larsen, the institute will address financial risks stemming from extreme weather and cybersecurity threats. Translation? Hurr...

Ah, Christmas—the season of joy, goodwill, and, apparently, cutthroat competition between TV networks vying for the title of Holiday Movie Overlord. And this year’s holiday melodrama comes with an extra sprinkle of TV network rivalry, as Hallmark Channel’s former daytime darlings Cameron Mathison and Debbie Matenopoulos swap their homey set for Bill Abbott’s shiny new venture: GAC Family. Grab your cocoa, folks. The latest episode in the soap opera that is the world of feel-good TV is about to begin. From 'Home & Family' to 'Bye and Bye' Remember Home & Family ? That cheerful, if not aggressively saccharine, Hallmark show that brought you everything from DIY centerpieces to recipes so intricate you'd need an engineering degree to replicate them? It met its untimely demise earlier this year, leaving fans clutching their pearls and producers clutching their pocketbooks. When Hallmark abruptly canceled Home & Family, the announcement came cloaked in the k...

It’s not every day that an NFL girlfriend manages to steal the spotlight from her All-Pro boyfriend, but here we are. Adrianna Rivas, the long-time partner of Baltimore Ravens’ bulldozer-in-chief Derrick Henry, has officially claimed her five seconds of fame. All it took was a five-word Instagram post. Groundbreaking stuff, folks. The Baltimore Ravens’ historic achievement? Outrushing their opponent for the 15th consecutive game in a single season, setting an NFL record. The reaction from Adrianna? A jubilant “TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!!!” complete with a proud flex of Henry’s monster stats against the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers? Well, they’re probably too busy drowning their sorrows to notice this online victory lap. But fear not, Ravens fans—Adrianna Rivas is here to remind everyone that Derrick Henry is a human battering ram sent by the heavens to rack up yardage, embarrass opposing defenses, and, apparently, inspire Instagram gold. Let’s Not Forget the Game, Though Before we dive...